Kyoto Sushi – Greenpoint, Brooklyn, NY


2 Lizards.                              Pictured: Vegetable Udon Noodle Soup, Spicy Tuna Roll, Spicy Salmon Roll, Spicy White Tuna Roll, Rainbow Delight Roll Before I begin, I should point out that I’m kind of a sushi snob. That being said, I can recognize when […]

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La Goulette – N. Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY


With my first review post comes my rating system: Lizards! Yes, it’s based on my name. On a scale of 1-5, one Lizard is a cringe-worthy place and five Lizards could be Michelin-rated (if I was a Michelin rater). Everything in between is in between. You know how numbers work! La Goulette was a solid 4 Lizards. Pictured: Chicken Shawarma, Tunisian […]

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Pain Vin Fromages – Marais, Paris, France


Surprise! I’m in Paris!  4.5 Lizards. Pictured: Goat cheese and camembert fondue, raclette, potatoes and magical cheese-melting machine Ahh, the family and I are in Paris. The land of delicious food. Firstly, this is a small, family-owned restaurant with two nice brothers as owners. We did not come across any stereotypical French “attitude” toward Americans. […]

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